Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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