Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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