so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
