escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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