Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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