I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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