Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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