It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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