just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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