Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I could fuck to npr.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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