Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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