Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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