Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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