She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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