Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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