so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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