I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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