did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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