Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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