Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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