Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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