Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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