Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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