He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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