Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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