season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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