Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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