I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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