ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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