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that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
My ATM looks so different sober.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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