We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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