Buhtt sex?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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