Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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