I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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