The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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