I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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