And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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