quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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