bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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