You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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