KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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