Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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