just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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