We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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