I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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