I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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