I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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