can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I am mentally ready for anal.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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