you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Randomize
