Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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