let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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