isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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