Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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