i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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