You really coming over, don't trick.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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