you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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